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I don't really have anything important to say (do I ever?) but I haven't updated in a few days - 5, actually - and I start to feel guilty for some reason.

You'd think I'd feel more guilty for posting a useless update, but you'd be wrong.

It's not that I don't have anything to say, really. It's that I'm too lazy to say it. It's exhausting being clever all the time. Sometimes I just don't have it in me. I've also got a problem where a topic I really want to write about is still an option on my poll and I feel like I should wait for the poll to end before posting something on that topic. My inner obsessive-compulsive won't let me jump the gun.

I have another problem as well - a topic will seem interesting, and I'll think I have a lot to say about it, so I put it in my poll ... and promptly lose interest. That's happened with about eighty percent of the topics I've come up with. Some I make myself write out anyway. Some I just pretend I never thought of. I'm a big fan of denial.

If you have any ideas for me, any at all (because as you know, dear reader, I live to make you happy) pretty please send them to me at jilleb163 AT gmail DOT com. I'll send you a platypus in return.